We all wonder. We all wonder every day actually. About random shit. Shit that makes no sense. Or even shit that makes perfect sense but doesn’t have an answer.
Well… we are going to constantly make you wonder. Because this is shit we personally wonder.
This is more of a “Close Your Eyes and Actually Think” section.
If you do that… it will make it more fun. a.k.a “Funner”.
If you were “that” Person? And if you were, what it would be like?
What Animals do when your not looking? Like, even when the camera is not set up. I bet some of them do shit you wouldn’t even imagine.
If you snapped your fingers, and ALLLLLL the money “You ever wasted” appeared right in front of you. How much you would have?
Science is nuts. I bet with enough force, some kind of crazy ass scientific force that hasn’t been discovered yet, we can move shit with our minds. You ever think that?
If you had a time machine or some shit. And you went back in time. And all the people/the whole world did not know the leastttt bit of what you knew. What would be the first thing yo revealed to aww them? Who would you go to? Would you even last a day? Or would they burn you at the stick or some shit because they think your a witch or something? Seriously… I think about this shit all the time.
If you could go back in the past, what you would change? Would you act different in school? Would you of went to college? Would you have majored in something else? Would you have traveled more? Would you have held on to the person you loved? Would you have “made” that decision?
This is for real… where does space end? Or does it?
Haha. If you went up to someone completely random and looked at them straight in the eyes with a serious look on your face and asked “Have you ever wondered?”. Probably not… but wonder that now 🙂
Why we choose to wipe our butts. It seams kind of nasty when you think about it. Like.. most of the world is walking around with dried poop on their butt. And they have to be. Not everyone is a perfect wiper. There is noooo wayyyy that every single person gets ALL the poop off their ass when they wipe. Just sayin’…
About that random person who needed something dry to light a fire or keep their fire going way back when. And chose to randomly rip out a cannabis plant, throw it in to keep the fir burning… and was like… holy shit…
(That’s how I think getting baked from cannabis was originated. I’m serious.)
I’d of been like, ya know… this hunting thing isn’t really up my alley Chief Elder Eagle Grabber. I think I’m more of a gatherer not a hunter ya know…
“Hey Hunters! Dude… you killed a squirrel? Man… Anyways, Yea, fires been started for a while now. 🙂
What it would be like to be Einsteins Best Friend?
I just thought of this now, I mean no harm, so do not take it personally or get offended, I mean nor harm… but what if the back up singer in your band had tourettes syndrome and just straight rocked it.
I’m dead serious right now… have you ever wondered why your poem can’t get famous.
I mean.. some of those poems suck that are out there. Here check it out… I am going to write this one as I type and it is going to be awesome:
Weed Weed Weed
From a Seed Seed Seed
How many more products would sell if YOU had a chance to make the shitty commercial you were watching. Man… I feel like I would up some of these companies sales big time. I would write them a kick ass commercial for 25% of what they are paying now. It would be soooo muchhhh bettteeerrr!!!! I know you hear me on this one!
What it would be like this hang out with your favorite bands? I couldn’t even imagine going on a tour back in the day with the Beatles…
Can you get in trouble for farting in a court room? Like a Loud one though.
Who invented the idea of Multiple Choice Questions? I’m sure it’s out there somewhere, but still… hmmm….
If the person outside the restroom your using can hear you poop?
How Justin Boobers Sperm made it passed the others?
What your dog is thinking right now? I mean… mine is staring out the glass door at the ocean right now… and I’d bet money that he just wants to fight a wave. It’s a love hate, him and those waves.
How many pictures are being taken in the world at this very moment?
Who invented Duck Duck Goose?
If you had allllllll the pennies you have ever wasted, threw out, dropped and never picked up, left in the leave a penny, take a penny thing ect… how many pennies would you have?
What the first Major Statistic was that was ever taken?
How many random people you DO NOT know look at your Facebook Profile everyday?
What it would be like if you could track people like an Indian?
Why when i was younger i was under this crazy impression that all cars would be flying BY NOW ! Goes to show how they get you all involved like this could be your life but it’s not really but oh well guess i will just keep getting high instead plus its a mission to find keys to a car on the ground!
To be continued…… We wonder a lot here, so stay tuned :)!
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